I am interested in hiring YOU for dirty sex tomorrow morning around 9am -11:30am EST OR I would also be interested in buying a lower level sex slave from you, if you have one for sale. Somewhere in his 20s-30s?
I am entertaining the idea of mating with a Troll or Dark Elf. What are your thoughts on race (how bad is troll sex?)? I realize there may not be enough time to get off in 2.5 hours....what is realistic then? Where will we do it? Will there be clowns?
Please have a very good idea of where we'd go, what you'd wear etc.
Sorry I had to do a quick edit. How you worded this ad sounded a lot like a craigslist erotic services ad.
I really should get off craigslist erotic services.
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