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Old 11-19-2018, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by choppedandglued [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
I like to call a bro over to help me lift way more than my max. After they struggle to help me get it up I jump off the bench and go yeah bitch! new record. then I go to give them 5 and just before their hand reaches mine I pull it away and stroke my hair and go too slow. After that I go to the bathroom and smoke a victory cigarette.

When people ask me to spot them I pretend like i'm helping them pull it up even when they don't ask for it yet, but really im pushing down on it. I make sure it gets back down to their chest, and call over some cute chicks to help us try to pull it off the poor sap. After me and the hot chicks get it off him I go to give them 5, but I pull my hand back right before they hit it and grab my dick and go honk honk. That normally gets me laid.
Coming from the guy trying to use his vet card for more e-experience in 20 yo elf sim. I’m going to go ahead and guess you aren’t getting many PRs these days.

Hope this helps.
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Originally Posted by kb2005 View Post
I think OP thought Rants and Flames meant "O gosh darn I'm so angry about this thing! O look, here's a place where I can vent about that!"

But didn't realize that this is more like... P99's 4chan or something.

except instead of random anons its a shark attack of a small clique that posts here all the time. so he's doubly fucked.