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Old 11-10-2018, 02:19 AM
Jimjam Jimjam is offline
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Originally Posted by Hrothgar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
I love p99.

I think we should welcome him back, but, like, slut-shame him Hester Prynne-style. Make him carry around a red tome, book of the rings or something, in his offhand for 7 years.

Make him live in the woods outside Kelethin and perform tailoring tasks, making the nicest clothes for others but keeping only the blandest and least decorative attire for himself. Make him fall into line, thereby making his every action an out-Puritaning of the most Puritan of p99 constituents.
He should relinquish the tome of discord unto the priest, bearing the shame of a red name, and upon his entry to a zone a dedicated broadcaster NPC needs to shout "book not up". It's the only reasonable way.