I love p99.
I think we should welcome him back, but, like, slut-shame him Hester Prynne-style. Make him carry around a red tome, book of the rings or something, in his offhand for 7 years.
Make him live in the woods outside Kelethin and perform tailoring tasks, making the nicest clothes for others but keeping only the blandest and least decorative attire for himself. Make him fall into line, thereby making his every action an out-Puritaning of the most Puritan of p99 constituents.
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