I really need help but didnt think it was worth a new thread. I got a new chair and it traps farts like a fucking sponge and it wouldnt be that bad but it marinates whenever I am not home and when I get back I smell that 2 or 3 day old cheese smell every time I move or sit or get up to pee and come back to this wave of egg wrapped in cheese sitting in a jar of sulfur on a hot and muggy summers day and I tried farting the chair with my hands and fabreeze but now it just smells like a springtime post-rain aged milk halitosis burp
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