Since we're doing poetry, this ones not mine:
Trump has a slam dunk opportunity at a Supreme Court seat, handed to him by Anthony Kennedy.
What could possibly go wrong? The guy is like, a really smart person, a stable genius. A great business man who literally wrote the Art of the Deal and invented the expression, "priming the pump."
No chaos no collusion no hanky panky porn star president. Beautiful chocolate cake rocket man Canada is paying Mexican wall tariffs.
Kid Rock nugent oval office celebration of Russian orphans with no press present. Smoky eye softball orange skinned Mexican judge Muslim ban.
Twitter tantrum don't care, Do U, Be Best tremendously unfair unprecedented paper towel tossing Dotard witch Hunt! Indictment Ostrich jacket here's your pardon hero who didn't get shot down at a funeral.
Also this is technically the 4th Kavanaugh thread, but Loramin's been really liberal recently. So I guess I'll give this thread a milligan.
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