I have a tattoo of the One Ring on my index finger. I dress up in a zelda costume for costume parties or halloween. My pubes are braided like a dwarven beard. I have three computers, one for porn, one for everquest, one for tv. I live in my moms basement, and frequently invite high school losers over on the weekend for dungeons and dragons play sessions. I do LARPs once a month, I'm an Earl now, and command 50 people beneath me. I'm the kid doing lightning bolt in the youtube video. My penis is very small and I have alot of acne, im 30lbs overweight. I consider suicide everytime a kid from highschool comes in and talks shit at me while im making his mcflurry. I visualize naked elven women when I jerk off on my inflatable lover(i wouldnt risk impregnating it with my seed).
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