I'm a bit of an Anglophile, so when the Moor Saracen Muslim Horde™ overtakes the beauty of Albion I will be there to defend my ancestral homeland.
Like an American Charles Martel, I will beat back the savage foes with diabetes and AR-15s, returning Britain to a new Golden Age where France doesn't talk shit and Indians take shits on imperial roads.
Just in time for a spot of tea.
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