Did you type that up? It's pretty good. Or is that the actual sleezy report?
Don't forget, a burgler who reeked of weed causing her to feel like she was being threatened by a 6'4'' possibly muslim gorilla hopped up on PCP and amphetamines!
Also, male, and red dormat, so it could have been a Nazi Gorilla.
Until she turned on the lights. (which should have been step #1, not drawing the firearm)
(or immediately leaving the apartment and seeking a safer position)
Stand your grouuunndd
In the darknesss
No tactical lights
In the new age
This is my country
Deport the infidels
Make them all incels!
Nike! JUST DO IT!
So would you date a cop of whatever gender with crazy-eyes and a heart full of patriotic fury for the 2cnd amendment?
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