Coworker: What did you do over the holiday, I went to the lake with my family
Me: I simulated killing a 16 bit dragon with a my role playing guild
Coworker: oh... did you have fun?
Me: no after 17 hours of waiting for it to appear with intense focus one of our magicians was too busy heating up his crack pipe and we had to watch the other elf alliance kill it
Coworker: you can't come to lunch with us anymore
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