[Wonkie]

Originally Posted by Patriam1066 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Deep into month 2 without wife. Currently, I’m watching fullmetal alchemist brotherhood shirtless in the media room eating a block of Gouda. I’m eating this block by biting straight into it

I also haven’t been to the gym this week. Last week my son had people over at my house instead of his apartment. He’s a CRNA and so there are a lot of nurses in his social circle. This one named Tara ended up staying, unbeknownst to me, after everyone else left. I wake up around 2 to splashing and shit going on outside in the hot tub. I go out there and she’s topless, a 25 year old hot brunette nurse. As I go out there, knowing full well what’s going on, she moves over to the edge and presses her boobs up against the side of the hot tub

I didn’t cheat on my wife. But once I had had a beer with her in the hot tub, finally convinced her to leave without smashing, I went inside and masturbated furiously. WTB my wife

*gives Pupperoni*