Not sure I feel good about myself being a carnivore, but a life as a herbivore seems a little too bleak. Problem is I don't like any of the options: vegan, lacto, lacto-ovo, or ovo. I'd prefer a new classification predicated on a given species' cuteness and intelligence to inform me how bad I should feel about eating it. I know this system works in practice, based off the amount of crap my sister got from friends, family, and co-workers after admitting she ate guinea pig in Central America.
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