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Old 07-15-2018, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
okay, here's a combo from a dude i encountered last night:

"The thing about me is that 1 in 5 things that I say are good. The others may be wrong or bullshit."

"I have a 2 drink per night, 2 nights of drinking per week, LIMIT."

"Yes, I'll have that glass of champagne." (His 4th drink)
You're judgey about alcohol for straight bourbon guy.