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Old 04-22-2011, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Kika Maslyaka [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
To: Loly Taa (our neighborhood Lineage hardass):
go to your PUBLIC PARK, at 5am when no one there, and they try to explain all the new coming visitors, that all 500 benches in the park have already been claimed by you for your friends and family, who will arrive later.
Its a communal property. You get 1 spot, and that's it. Now MOVE!
There's no 500 benches being claimed. There's one bench being claimed... call it "Necklace of Superiority" bench. Or "Circlet of Shadow" bench. They were at the bench first, they control who gets it next. If more family or friends come, they get invited to use the bench for feeding pigeons or whatnot. There is no "line for the bench under the tree next to the water fountain" or wtfever the perfect park bench is. Other people who want that bench go choose another area of the park until that bench is free.
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