Well, I admit to "telling" someone who inspected me: "Usually I get a kiss before someone gets to see my underwear".
But really, I don't give a hoot. It's just a chance to make a joke.
If they inspect me, maybe they will give me an upgrade on some of my gear. That would be better than a kiss, especially from one of those ogre or troll chicks. Ugh!
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