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Tepplers Journal: Day 7
NO work today (hehe) so I have had some extra time to reflect on yesterday’s lithium overdose. What a demon hell ride. If it wasn’t for grandma I am not sure when I would have woken. My techno music was drowning out the noise of her knocking for hours, a mistake I will NOT BE making again. But that was yesterday and today is today. So I took my shaman to Highkeep to farm goblin ears and these NOOBS thought they could CLAIM the ENTIRE basement. Nonsense. As a Torpor shaman I kill at will, and my will is for GOLBINS to DIE. One of them had the nerve to ask me why I was farming Left Goblin Ears, so I told him as kindly as possible to SUCK MY D!CK MAGGOT. When will these MAGGOTS learn that they cannot beat me because I am good at fighting. They thought they were smart but I am smarter. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND CAPTAIN BOSEC MAGGOTS. I have collected many goblin ears over the past 13 hours but I need to dose again soon and my eyes are sore. My brain has been feeling furry with hairs again. Doesn’t matter though because I am fine.
~Sinix Maggot'Eater
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You've gone from cringy jokes and are starting to venture into disturbing. This isn't fun anymore.