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Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i want to crush china too. I like the chinese in america. But the Chinese also Scare and Terrify me after traveling through their country to indulge in great pleasures in the land of Thais

Walking among them in Beijing and on the aeroplanes, I KNEW, with testicular certainty, that there will cum a time that the white man fights the chinese; and I reckoned that my hands alone would have to slay some 30 of the sheeplike chinaman before I, myself, could succumb to a fatal wound - so heavily are the numbers stacked against America in the classical War of Attrition model.

I swear to God and by the smell of Iron in my Pale hands I will return to Texas and defend the Fatherland againste the Chinese with my left-handed, bolt action, Remington 30.06 and my Long Knife; so Help me Krishna; the chaparelle of South Texas will run red with their blood as the bobcats and rattlesnakes feast on their entrails and leap before me, intercepting grenades and bullets so that I may live on, the Phantom of the Mesquite; the Horror of Texas

This was a fun read till the very end when you wrote about rattlesnakes eating their entrails. Rattlesnakes cant eat people's entrails, you crazy nerd.