[Old Prexus]

I've notified Twotone to put an alert out of yer treachery to all the major cities through the bard mailing system quest, Spoof2424. Any NPC worth their weight in bird beaks will give you a backhanded comment and lowball your loot sales for this emotional rollercoaster, the likes of which not even grieving parents have had to endure. I had everything and more riding on this raffle, so you can explain to my 12 multiracial children why daddy has to take them to live with their soulraping bitch of a halfling mother clear across the game map.

There's a special place in Sol B for proprietors of excessive rascalry and piratical behavior such as yerself.