It strikes me as odd now thinking about it that there really are no infants to be found among the populations of humans, dwarves, elves, ogres, trolls, etc. and it points to the fact that Norrath is in it's final days as eventually there will be no new generation to populate the land and it will be overrun by creatures that do apparently still procreate like giant spiders who have their spiderlings running all over the place and perhaps in those days these creatures will rise to a sentience of their own and then Freeport will be ruled by spiders and Halas will be ruled by polar bears and I think that at that point Halas will actually be a town worth visiting if I were still around to see it and I could probably win acceptance by the polar bear people and ingratiate myself to their king by completing quests to hunt down the last few surviving Barbarians and bring their heads back to his throne in retribution for all the bears that were senselessly slaughtered so that they could have fancy polar bear based armor and they also have great warriors in the pits of permafrost that I think could route the goblins from that terrible place and thus establish a polar empire in the everfrost peaks. It would seem logical that in all of this the gnolls who do also produce pups still would move out of their dens of squalor and into the city of Qeynos, finally able to not worry about humans ruining their lands and they can go further ruin the city of Qeynos which is already somewhat of an s-hole place but it is sometimes a place that you have to go to sometimes for whatever reason but you don't stay any longer than you have to kind of like Cleveland, Ohio or Minneapolis, Minnesota. I don't believe the frogloks would move out of Guk to retake Grobb as their accommodations are currently better already as are the lizard people's in Cazic Thule so Oggok will go empty into this new age and Kaladim will be overrun by Goblins as will most likely Rivervale and I just want to make sure I'm around to see this new world because I think I would thrive in it. Brittney Spears everyone. Stop.
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