[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Exactly.

Touching on the point of aesthetics... in my worldwide travels, I ventured severally into the interior of Australia. There I found the least aesthetic people of All Time. They waddled around in their bodies shaped like dysmorphic potatoes and smiled at my fine Blonde hair with teeth like the crumbled mountain ranges of Southern Thailand. I shudder to recall the horrific populace into which my sexual odyssey had taken me. I scooped up my small Vietnamese cumvessel and we fled to the pomegranate farm where I walked around naked, eating the seeds of freshly picked pomegranate seeds and fucking my girlfriend to the naked scent of manure-based fertilizer.

All this is to say I found a direct link between breeding, intellect, and sheer aesthetic value of the hairless primate. The descendants of British criminals locked for generations in the interior of an irradiated wasteland not only demonstrated Terrifying Stupidity but were the closest thing I've seen to a Vogon IRL.

*zooms in on skarlorn*

I'm repping APEGANG and i can tell u I got a wholeeee lotta aesthetics. there are exceptions to every rule. i was however pubescent and hairless until my mid to late 20's. including facial hair.