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Old 01-05-2018, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Chaboo_Cleric [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Worse Starwars of all time. (Spoiler warning)


1) Lol kill off main villain with no back story in a shitty ruse after demonstrating one finger force lightnings and shit. Must of ran out of mana

2) Luke literally sucks off a alien in the creepiest scene ever displayed in the starwars franchise... Grossest part is the alien looks back at Ren like "you want some baby".

3) Humor in starwars... this isnt guardians of the galaxy WTF>

4) Chewie goes vegan

5) In the last Jedi Luke says find all the map pieces and I'll help save the galaxy.... This movie he is like " Oh you found me , but I am too old and I came here to die... Fuck off"!

6) The ending isn't even homage to OBI WON , the line "Strike me down and I'll be more powerful than you can imagine"... Was not used.....


Overall, shitty shitty movie.
You frogot to mention that most of the movie happens in 18 hours.
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