[d3r14k]

I'll preface this by stating that I searched for related threads of this, but found nothing that was recent.

So I was browsing the Wiki at work, as I am oft to do, quickly Alt+Tabbing out to my e-mail when the boss walks by (my thumb and pinky are quite practiced at this). I have carefully crafted the illusion of a productive employee. Anyway, I noticed this:

"NOTE: As of March 2015, all food/drink categories seem to have the same duration, so feel free to stock up on milk and muffins to save yourself some cash."

I've been lugging around Iron Rations like a fool for the last two months and come to figure out I could have been snacking on muffins this whole time for the same consumption rate!? Is this classic? Is it going to be patched eventually? WILL MY STOMACH EVER BE SATED FROM A MIRACULOUS MEAL? These are the questions that keep me up at night.

Here I sit, playing a barbarian rogue and making fun of all the "milk drinking southerners" when I myself could join their ranks with the Great Value 7 copper milk bottles that I believed were inferior to my manly water flasks.