I like the Craig's List idea, put him in the "Interested in Men" section... and put that he enjoys being called around 12AM-6AM by balding men.
Make sure to list, that he enjoys:
Long walks on the beach
Bromances
Touching Children
Picking up soap from the ground
Writing poetry
Wearing costume jewlery on Tuesdays
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Ayrik vel'Dire -- Darkelf Shadow Knight
Emmuar - Erudite Cleric
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