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Old 11-29-2017, 06:13 PM
skarlorn skarlorn is offline
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NOW THAT MY DEDUCTIBLE IS MET, I'M GOING TO GO GET FREE MASSAGES FROM HIGH LEVEL CLINICAL MASSEUSES AND WHILE THEY RUB ME I'LL BE LAUGHING AT YOUR PATHETIC KICKSTARTER WHICH FAILED AND THEN I'LL TELL THEM ABOUT HOW I GOT YOU BANNED AND MY DICK WILL SWELL BY PUTTING BLOOD INTO THE CORPUS CAVERNOSUM AND I WON'T DENY THE HOT 18 YEAR OLD CHINESE MASSAGE THERAPIST WHO IS ALSO A MASTER LEVEL MASSEUSE DUE TO SUPERIOR COMMUNIST WORK ETHIC THE PLEASURE OF TUGGING OUT MY SUPERIOR SCANDINAVIAN/SLAV JUICE FROM THE WORLD TREE THAT GROWS ABOVE THE WELL OF ETERNITY