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Originally Posted by katrik
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My boyfriend is snoring like a walrus next to me and I can’t fucking sleep. Am I doing this right?
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You're a lucky gal!
Did you know walrus are known to take seals?
They'll sneak up on them, wrap their bristly lips around the seal's head and suck SCHMOOOK until the seal's cranium collapses and the juicy brains stream out. Yummy!
Lucky girl indeed!