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Old 10-09-2017, 02:38 PM
Mistle Mistle is offline
Kobold


Join Date: Nov 2013
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Job Resume

Hello, I would like to apply for a job at your company. I think I would be a good fit. This is my skillset:
  • Hard Working, Clear and Concise - I worked 17 hours straight to refine my hate mail to a P99 guild so my feelings that they should "get good" were properly conveyed.
  • Clever and Attentive - I've figured out many ways to grief people that could otherwise be my friends in a dead 19 year old video game and not get in trouble since I could lawyerquest my way out. I'm lonely and dead inside but that won't impact my performance.
  • Successful - I have this in my bag on P99 - https://wiki.project1999.com/Belt_of_the_Great_Turtle (please click link and ask if you have any questions this is very rare thanks)
I hope you will consider my autism a positive addition to your company. Looking forward to hearing from you.