[Argh]

Found this gem in my logs earlier:

It starts off noramlly enough, just buying an item from some bozo that turns out to be Kronyk:

[Mon Mar 24 01:37:41 2014] Kaydin auctions, '<WTS> Gem Encrusted Ring - Golem Tear Ring - Fungi Covered Great Staff'
[Mon Mar 24 01:37:51 2014] You told kaydin, 'how much for staff'
[Mon Mar 24 01:37:55 2014] Kaydin tells you, '40k'
[Mon Mar 24 01:38:02 2014] You told Kaydin, 'i could do 35k'
[Mon Mar 24 01:38:10 2014] Kaydin tells you, '40k sir they are rare as fuck'
[Mon Mar 24 01:38:14 2014] Kaydin tells you, 'i cant even believe im selling mine'
[Mon Mar 24 01:38:18 2014] You told Kaydin, 'no thanks'
[Mon Mar 24 01:38:38 2014] Kaydin tells you, 'jesus 3750'
[Mon Mar 24 01:38:43 2014] Kaydin tells you, '37500'
[Mon Mar 24 01:38:51 2014] Kaydin tells you, 'meet me half way'
[Mon Mar 24 01:38:51 2014] You told Kaydin, '35s most i can do i was looking for one for 30'
[Mon Mar 24 01:39:16 2014] Kaydin tells you, 'damn you brb on my shaman'
[Mon Mar 24 01:39:26 2014] Kaydin tells you, 'whos ur other char, i used to know you'
[Guess this ones been a staple of his for a while (maybe he knew the real me!)]
[Mon Mar 24 01:39:39 2014] Kaydin tells you, 'brb on kronyk'
[Mon Mar 24 01:39:43 2014] You told Kaydin, 'only other char i have is vanhealen'

Then it takes a weird turn:

[Mon Mar 24 01:42:15 2014] You told kronyk, 'im at ent'
[Mon Mar 24 01:42:18 2014] Kronyk tells you, 'i used to buy and sell accounts alot'
[Mon Mar 24 01:42:23 2014] Kronyk tells you, 'and sell in EC'
[Mon Mar 24 01:42:26 2014] Kronyk tells you, 'i remember u always being around'
[Mon Mar 24 01:42:30 2014] You told kronyk, 'logged on wrong char lol'
[Mon Mar 24 01:42:38 2014] Kronyk tells you, 'who did?'
[Mon Mar 24 01:42:40 2014] You told Kronyk, 'yeah i used to just be a trader'
[Mon Mar 24 01:42:42 2014] You told Kronyk, 'i did'
[Mon Mar 24 01:42:51 2014] Kronyk tells you, 'u ever consider trading argh?'
[Mon Mar 24 01:42:54 2014] You told Kronyk, 'nah'
[Mon Mar 24 01:43:00 2014] Kronyk tells you, 'i got torpor and pox already'
[Mon Mar 24 01:43:02 2014] Kronyk tells you, 'and epic'
[Mon Mar 24 01:43:09 2014] Kronyk tells you, 'and this account has 52 necro and the monk u saw whos 43'
[Mon Mar 24 01:43:11 2014] Kronyk tells you, 'all iksar'

I just ignore his proposal and switch over to my trader to buy the staff:

[Mon Mar 24 01:44:27 2014] Kronyk has offered you a Fungi Covered Great Staff.
[Mon Mar 24 01:44:35 2014] You told kronyk, 'thanks man'
[Mon Mar 24 01:44:44 2014] Kronyk tells you, 'thank you'

After just trying to trade for my account, he inquires about joining the A-Team:

[Mon Mar 24 01:44:50 2014] Kronyk tells you, 'how hard is it to get in the a team'
[Mon Mar 24 01:45:06 2014] Kronyk tells you, 'u guys seem skilled'
[Mon Mar 24 01:45:47 2014] Kronyk tells you, 'you there?'
[Mon Mar 24 01:46:00 2014] You told kronyk, 'were pretty tight with recruitment'
[Mon Mar 24 01:46:08 2014] Kronyk tells you, 'u gotta prove ur skills or something'
[Mon Mar 24 01:46:19 2014] You told Kronyk, 'know somebody really'
[I begin noping out of the conversation]
[Mon Mar 24 01:46:21 2014] It will take you about 30 seconds to prepare your camp.
[Mon Mar 24 01:46:25 2014] It will take about 25 more seconds to prepare your camp.
[Mon Mar 24 01:46:28 2014] Kronyk tells you, 'id bring 54 shaman and 52 necro both heavily geared to the table'
[Mon Mar 24 01:46:30 2014] It will take about 20 more seconds to prepare your camp.
[Mon Mar 24 01:46:34 2014] Kronyk tells you, 'ill be 60 soon'
[Mon Mar 24 01:46:35 2014] It will take about 15 more seconds to prepare your camp.
[Mon Mar 24 01:46:38 2014] Kronyk tells you, 'been leveling alot'
[Mon Mar 24 01:46:40 2014] It will take about 10 more seconds to prepare your camp.
[Mon Mar 24 01:46:45 2014] It will take about 5 more seconds to prepare your camp.