[oricalum]

Originally Posted by Slathar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

neglected child: "dad can we go to the park?"

obese, neglectful father: "god damnit chazz never interrupt me when im playing everquest."

*9 hours later*

neglected child: "dad can you help me with homework?"

obese, neglectful father: "listen you stupid shit, i can't miss this DKP raid or i won't get sword of reality escape."

*sounds of child screaming with pots and pans falling in a cockroach avalanche followed by the sounds of an angry female land-whale*


success

He still has it!