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Originally Posted by Slathar
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neglected child: "dad can we go to the park?"
obese, neglectful father: "god damnit chazz never interrupt me when im playing everquest."
*9 hours later*
neglected child: "dad can you help me with homework?"
obese, neglectful father: "listen you stupid shit, i can't miss this DKP raid or i won't get sword of reality escape."
*sounds of child screaming with pots and pans falling in a cockroach avalanche followed by the sounds of an angry female land-whale*
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fuck off, cock roach avalanche? im dead.