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Old 08-11-2017, 09:22 PM
Slathar Slathar is offline
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Originally Posted by Stasis01 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
I'm talking to a ghost.
neglected child: "dad can we go to the park?"

obese, neglectful father: "god damnit chazz never interrupt me when im playing everquest."

*9 hours later*

neglected child: "dad can you help me with homework?"

obese, neglectful father: "listen you stupid shit, i can't miss this DKP raid or i won't get sword of reality escape."

*sounds of child screaming with pots and pans falling in a cockroach avalanche followed by the sounds of an angry female land-whale*


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