Thread: Reroll my monk?
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Old 08-04-2017, 08:25 AM
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well, to be fair, he just say he lieked them. he no say why he do. lizards are goofy looking. maybe he liek the silliness. i tend to think of lizards here as liek dogs or something. every time i see one it make me want to get down on my knees, sit back on my heels and pat my thighs saying, "c'mere lizard! c'mere!" then he come hobblin over all dopily as lizards do, climb up in my lap and lick me all over my face with his stupid lizard tongue as i grimace in a confused mix of disgust and bashfulness.