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Originally Posted by Spyder73
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My girlfriend always asks me if I am 'busy saving the world' when she sees me at the computer and wants to ask me some stupid question. Typically I will answer with explaining exactly what I am doing in excruciating detail. I tend to act a little embarrassed (think Will Ferrel describing the panties in Old School while at the therapist) but I intentionally do this to mount the awkwardness as I ramble on and on with 1000x more detail than needed.
example -
Her - "Are you busy saving the world"
Me - "Funny you should ask. Cazic Thule just poped in the plane of fear, I am waiting on my druid friend Vaesyia to come get me from the West Commons Druid Spires. From there we will teleport into the Feerot, home of the Ogres and Troll. There is a hidden passage guarded by undead Spectres but they shouldn't be much of a problem. The real concern is our Bards can getting the kite going before the Freight Fingers and Shiverback Gorillas wipe the raid. Cross your fingers honey, daddy needs a Slime Blood of Cazic Thule for his Scythe of Shadowed Souls. I'll let you know how the pull goes."
Somewhere in the middle of this she narrows her eyes at me because she somehow thinks I am making fun of her, then I abruptly break character and call her cuck or a faygate. I wish I was joking but this is a startlingly accurate account of how a lot of our convos go while I am gaming.
TLDR I call my GF a cuck at least 2-3 times a week and refuse to tell her what I mean by it despite her requests.
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in may of 1941, the war had just begun
the germans had the biggest ship that had the biggest guns!
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the Bismarck was the fastest ship that ever sailed the seas...
on her deck were guns as big as steers and shells as big as trees
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the british guns were aimed and the shells were coming fast
the first shell hit the Bismarck, they knew she couldn't last
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Sink the Bismarck!" was the battle cry that shook Spyder's fingers free