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Old 07-07-2017, 01:17 AM
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Default The Conquest of Neriak - Disaster in the Commons?

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Under Rivervale's banner we claimed the bridge.
I drove my sword into the chest of an evil elf and we took the courtyard.

But soon I scented the stench of magics fouler than Xorbb's.
An evil eye floated there and the ice howled.

The fur on my feet froze. I suddenly heard the tolling of a great bell, coming from deeper within the city. We all paused in combat. Behind the aching note of the bell came a dark cackle.

I knew then we had lost the first of our company, and that the Dark Lords of Neriak jeered at us from afar.

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I knelt at the feet of noble Haydien. A halfling wise in the ways of grasses.
He has held many grasses in his hands and carries seventeen different breeds of grass within his purse of walrus-leather. Three of these grasses are mundane but sweet and will soothe a belly upset by too much mead. Seven of these grasses are magical. Yet, I shall not reveal the secrets of Haydien's grass lore. I knelt at his grass-stained feet as the battle raged on.

The evil elf wizard Gath N'Mare nearly blasted me to bits, but a savage warrior whipped his hand and cut the flesh to the white bone beneath his blue skin.

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The tide of darkness did not cease from the unholy corridors of Neriak. Though we had broken the gate and claimed the Foreign Quarter, naming it Rustler's Gate, we now faced the Second Battalion.

Broken swords and shields littered the ground as we beat our enemies senseless. I took an elf by his ears and ripped them off and laughed as he howled, pawing at the useless, gaping holes. I took out a bottle of fermented Jum juice and sloshed it on his face and struck him with my fiery blade until he fell into a puddle of burned, lacerated meat.

EVIL ELF EVIL ELF THE HOBBITS RISE TODAY!

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I had just regained my composure and pushed away the twinge of self-loathing I felt following this desultory action when the entire force of the Wizard's guild was unleashed on our army.

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We were scattered, tired, and hungry. It did not take long for our numbers to fall before this unexpected might.

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