people who bailed on us obviously are not welcome back because internet honor is very important and if you cheat on us with gongshow's penis then who is to say you won't do it again with a more handsome brad pitt like internet penis?
dear abby and my magic eight ball and deepak chopra who i know personally all say no.
we explicitly gave you guys 12 days to come back and re-suck our penises. heartbrand made sure everyone knew for me. he was my PR guy.
good luck
bright side is game of thrones soon
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