Red99 is that cute girl from high school that has always held your heart. Your first MMO. First hard dopamine shot to the skull. What was the loot? No one cares. This is red99 and that "cute girl" is now 17 years older. Time hasn't been kind. She has done things to the men of red99 (99.99%) that are unspeakable outside 4chan. Some men over and over for years, toon after toon after tune. She is as wide as a subway car and somehow smells worse. So I ask this of you, the 50 brave souls left. Is it your time of get off this subway train to nowhere?
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