In an astonishing display of military prowess, commanders of US armed forces have finally acted on plans developed under the Obama administration to blow the shit out of some men in caves. Their targets, outfitted in cheap linens and exceptionally well aged Russian weaponry were members of the most egregious of regional repugnancies, ISIS.
POTUS Donald J Trump declined to claim credit for the operation, befuddling journalists with flat denial of clear direction on whether they should attack Trump for the inhumanity of dropping 11 tons of TNT on misunderstood people's of sovereign nations or praise Obama for having the exceptional gumption to pursue the morally unassailable goal of freeing the afghan people of the tyrannical ambitions of a few bad apples.
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