I thought some of you would enjoy this. If you listen, thank you. I'm honored. Also, I'm taking song requests in this thread. Does some piece of Norrath lore seem worthy of a song to you? Or maybe you have a story about a personal adventure that would make a good Bard tale? Just let me know. I'll write songs for the ideas that inspire me. Be well, friends. -- TPB
Listen here:
https://youtu.be/Phhx6E4PO14
I Hope She's Got A Human...
I learned long ago not to be picky,
but I can't seem to find my fish in the sea.
She can have a Dark Elf smile and a Gnome's height.
She can have Halfling feet and a Troll's overbite.
But if I'm being perfectly blunt,
I hope she's got a Human...
A Half Elf like me is fine with a mutt.
But even with an open mind, my love's in a rut.
She can have a High Elf tan, a beard of Dwarf length,
a Barbarian's gentle touch, and a Wood Elf's strength
CHORUS
Give her the caboose of an Ogre and Iksar scales,
an Erudite ego and Drolvarg tail!
Give her Froglok eyes and a Goblin grin,
make her Kobold smart and Golem thin.
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...heart.