[Bubbles]

If Dial a Port was a strip club the 'porters' would port harder and longer for the people with the most cash.

If Dial a Port was an Apple Stand, it would give out apples faster and more readily to those paying more for apples.

If Dial a Port was a Baseball Team, they would give better seats, more access, and free hot dog vouchers to the people that continued to pay them the most money regularly.

Anyone whom finds such wild concepts too complex, just take a page from PvP:

Bag all your gear, and claim you are on a CR at all times. See how long you can beat the system.

Otherwise, just toss 30+ a port. If you can't handle that at a high level, use the run you have instead to ponder what else you could be killing to allow you to tip for ports.

Everybody wins.