yeah you know all know what im talkin about.
sooty faded yellow taxi smelling of puke with multi color gum stuck everywhere. sun-faded virgin mary beads/misc religious items swinging and clanging from a duck taped cracked rear view mirror. used baby diapers and condoms lazily kicked and crammed under the water/pee logged mildewing floormats. long since ripped/blown speakers buzzing static and what sounds like tejano music fuzzing in and out of a foreign talkshow prayer mosque. you cant tell if your driver is chanting, singing, or cursing at the traphic/radio as he mumbles incoherently in multiple languages into 4 different blue tooth devices on his ear, angrily spitting sunflower seeds out the window. a busted/laggy credit card reader glitches and pixelates as 4 people crammed into the back seat frantically trying to pay and gtfo, holding back projectile vomit (you know when your porter doesnt move and is jammed on top of 12 other people spawned into the same loc at the WC spires).
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Asmodean's full white glove limo service. Gentleman dressed to the nines gracefully exits and opens your limousine door, with a tophat, and a custom made cane tucked under his left arm. a firm hand clad in a polished leather drivers glove extended out for the ladys, smelling of fine sandlewood.