Interview goes as such*
Sleeper waking Nerd LFjob_01 = can I haz jerb plx thx
Interviewer = What sort of skills do you possess to cook up fries in a deep fryer? Why are you wearing a dirty T shirt to this interview? Is that peanut butter on your shoulder?
Sleeper waking Nerd LFjob_01 = dood, I will haxxorx joo. I woke da sleeperz and my guild will pwn yoo Yea it's peanut butter, I fell asleep in it before I logged out to come to interview. Hirez meh
Interviewer = *presses intercom* .oO Please alert security to remove this shit stain from my office.
Sleeper waking Nerd LFjob_01 = I'm putting yuo on the no fly list now! You'll never get up to my level and get BiS like me! I gon yellow textyoooo!
***Security escorts him out; afraid to touch him, due to smell of feces & Mountain Dew.
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