His brother Jabobtik is no better.
I swear that fucker gets paid to throw the fight. Every time I call him, he takes the long way around to get to whatever I've asked him to help me kill, then he throws some half-ass punches, occasionally 'accidentally' connecting for what seems like laughable damage between his whiffs and letting those swings get parried. I once watched a guard 5 lvls below HIM beat his skinny ass half to death.
I'm concerned those two have corrupted Jibn as well. He was always my go-to guy but last time I asked him to do some work for me on this pesky Kobold down the way, he didn't even lifetap once. Took his sweet time finding me around the corner in Bat-n-Bug too.
It's a conspiracy I tell ya.
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