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Originally Posted by bktroost
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I will not alt tab jump race. It's illegal. I've watched videos of my guys with a distinct first off the line advantage, jumping, strafing, catching all the air at the right corners and still somehow this mid air glitchy iksar monk comes soaring overhead while having slight epileptic airborn seizures to get FTEs.
For some reason we only see this on Eashen, Vulak and Dozekar. I don't see it too often on other mob races.
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if i ever had a single moment of clarity after i found myself playing the game this way, i would stick my hand in a blender or try to hit my femoral with a chainsaw or whatever the nearest workable device was. i would know that if i wasted even 1 second the moment of crystal-clear sanity could pass and i might have to suffer through 50+ more years bouncing around in agony, smoking cigarettes between windows and developing conspiracy theories about FTE experiences. i would go into the kitchen, grab a knife and impale myself in the intestines IMMEDIATELY, before the demons could take over my motor functions again