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Old 12-28-2016, 06:35 AM
Ivory Ivory is offline
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I was sittin around in Thurgadin mindin my own business when a fancy pants dark elf came in.

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This dark elf looked pretty rich!!! Maybe even too rich! It is a common known fact that people who are too rich find themselves unable to move so well because of all the treasure they keep....it is a great burden!!

I knew I had to help him!!

So, I did what any kind hearted gnome would do....I reached in his pockets sneakily and tried to help!

"So you think you can steal from me gnome?" he said....turning to me and wiggling his fingers.

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Suddenly I shrank!!! I was gnome squared!!

This wasn't just a rich dark elf....it was a MAGIC rich dark elf!!!!

"Well, I think you have bigger problems now" he laughed

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Then, just as suddenly as I had shrunk....I wasn't in Thurgadin anymore...but an inn in the commons!!

Little did the dark elf know that I knew the cure for all sorts of things....sleep!!

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But after my nap I was still tiny.....

It looked like this was more serious then I thought...not even a nap could fix it....

If not that, then maybe the tunnel! There had to be an adventurer who knew how to fix this!!

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It took days of walking through the commonlands until I saw the familiar place in the distance....

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But I was too small!! Most adventurers there didn't even notice me!

Even this iksar....just stared right past me...

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As I walked around more looking for help, I saw ....something I'll never forget.....

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The horror!! A dead gnome just laying around?!

It seemed the tunnel wasn't going to solve my problems. And, plus, it was obviously too dangerous for gnomes!!

But I had another backup plan....I would go find a druid....I had to get back to Thurgadin and find the magic elf.

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