I got out like I got in - being small and weak. But damn, there was a guard at the gate out. Another elf trap! No problem for Jeppenstrubber's Mighty Magic!
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pops over five feet to the left
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oops
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ooops
OK! maybe i'll just run!
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the dumb elfs couldn't tell I'm very evil, so I got out. I made sure to kill a faerie noble right after.
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As I passed through Greater Faydark, I heard an announcement!!
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This was a great adventure! I went to the orc lift and found this gang of weak idiot elves.
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The game was a race! Whoever could run from the Priest of DIscord lift, across the kelethin platforms, and then to the bottom of the noob lift would win a prize. I was in!
We toed the line and shot off!! I used my secret, evil powers of strafe running and spamming jump to get an unfair advantage on the stupid, good elfs I competed against. Evil has its perks!
I was in the lead straight away!! My heart raced in my mouth. I couldn't believe it!! I got to the lift and pulled the jam, only to realize that if I waited for it to rise, everyone would catch up. Looking down, I realized there was only one way -- I JUMPED!
It was fine!! It's a short fall. At the bottom, I was congratulated for my victory. They recognized my greatness (but didn't realize I am evil)
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I was given a Ring of Power !!! and a DIAMOND! I had heard legends of these rings, but this was incredible!
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I smiled to myself. I had become very rich. I was glad I left the stupid Nybright sisters camp. That's a camp for idiots. It's a camp for peasants. If you are a true adventurer and respect the path of evil, fortune will fall to you.