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Old 12-25-2016, 03:02 PM
skarlorn skarlorn is offline
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Jeppenstrubber's Journal:

I had made good money at the Nybright sister's camp. But soon it was too easy for me, the great Jeppenstrubber. I became bored and as travelers passed through the camp I heard legends of a gnomish rogue, the adventurer Sneaksy!

I too, wanted to be a legendary adventurer. But I was not cute or lucky like Sneaksy, instead I am just evil and very weak.

I decided my great adventure would be: finding Solist's Icy wand! Stupid Solist, he's very forgetful. He left his most powerful wand in the depths of Kurn's on the dark continent of Kunark. If I could get this wand, my power would be greater than any other wizard - and I could use it as a tool for evil!

So I left the camp and cut all ties.

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My journey through lesser faydwer was harangued by orcs.
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Though they are evil too, evils do not mind killing one another. This orc died.

As I ran, I counted my vast fortune. Over one hundred platinum pieces in coin and rings!! I would use this money to buy my spells from the high elves of Faydwer, then I would go to Kunark.

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On the way, I found a pixie. Pixies are cute and killing them seems pretty evil.

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I got to the elf town and there were guards everywhere! I was scared. Did they know I was evil - a killer of pixies? I'm no rogue like Sneaksy, but I stayed behind the guard and slipped through town.

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Suddenly, another guard came from the other way. I was trapped. An elvish trap! My stomach soured to think of the good elf's victory. But I am not so easily thwarted!!! I have heard legends of great heroes killing guards but I am very weak! So I looked at my book of spells...

no invisibility! I'm still too weak to use it! but what's this?? Shadow Step!

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I cast the spell and landed smack dab in between them! Just between their lines of sights. Stupid elfs!
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I wandered around the magic city for a while and purchased my supplies. I bought a cloudy potion from this idiot.

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Because I am very weak, I know I'll need all the help I can get on the way to Kurn's! One potion should do it!

The dumb elves didn't have much of my level 16 spells. They kept telling me to "research" it. I bought their stupid book and then bought Fay Gate, a very important spell.

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