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Old 12-16-2016, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
excellent post. back then i was a 15 year old with a fresh sense of style and good looks, so those 20 year olds would invite me to their gay little shitty poker games and I'd smoke their tobacco drink their booze, lose $5 and then never hang out with those fggots again
Well I cant say I am surprised about this.

This was a dark time when even the biggest reject could become Nuevo-cool by hosting these poker games. I had a large 400 pound native American reject friend in my circle (I believe in charity) who once referenced a poker game when talking about stuff to do for the night.

He was like "shawn Crowley is havin some heads over I guess, hes got these gay poker games going on now every week". (accurate 2002-2003 Titanium client quote)

I was like holy shit, shawn Crowley?? That kid is a HUGE fucking loser. He was unapologetically fat, very very short and stout w/ a early 90's bowl cut hairstyle. He also had very short arms and weird fat but not jumbo bone structure...so he wasn't even a "legit" fat kid you could respect. WHAT A FUCKING LOSER. 14 years and that kid's memory is still offensive.

So we decided to drive over to Crowley's neighborhood to see who was there. Pulled up and counted the cars there. Wow he had somehow managed to get 5 people over his house. We sat there dumbfounded and disgusted.

thank god the nation wide movement to give fat people friends is over.
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