If we're talking about stupid ideas for event rewards, I have plenty of them :P
Santug's Hat: summons milk and cookies
Hangover Cure: summons Hair o' the Dog That Bit Ya, insta-max drunk booze
Phat Lewtz: ports you into the middle of Siren's Grotto, roots you, and summons everything in the zone to your position...oh, and casts Ice Comet on you.
The Pants: 5 charges of Allure, -300 CHA, no graphics (OR it's equipped in chest slot and looks like a dress)
Frying Pan of Smiting: 3/12 1HB weapon that procs Fire Bolt and summons a fried egg
Black Cat: infinite charges of Summon Firework, occasionally procs an AE fire spell that hits you and everyone around you if you try to equip it
The Book of Bertoxxulous: summons a fervent believer who spams everyone nearby with "Hello, would you like to talk about our lord and savior Bertoxxulous today?" and casts an AE disease spell every six seconds.
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