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Old 10-11-2016, 05:20 PM
Spyder73 Spyder73 is offline
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Started out pretty solid and then quickly struck the reef and sank to the bottom of the ocean. Some creative editing could have solved this problem Azzar. For example, I would have gone this route instead.....

*******CUTSCENE*******

2 players are deep in the Qeynos Aqueducts, the year is 2000 A.D, a few short months after EQ had initially released.


The setting:


*Two players are seen standing facing each other, the 3rd player is AzzarTheGod, who is standing behind a pillar observing the two players from afar, eavesdropping on their conversation in secret.

AzzarTheGod had initially peeled around the corner, not expecting anyone so deep in the Aqueducts, but when he saw the first line of /say he quickly realized the 2 players were speaking as if they were completely alone together, and he retreated behind a vantage point as not to interrupt so he could fully appreciate what was happening in this clandestine conversation which was over 1,000 yards from any zoneline back to Qeynos*

Chest: Yeah I am new to the server just looking to have fun

Detoxx: We should conspire 16 years from now to ruin an emulated server by over camping the raid scene with no apparent end game or goal in mind

Chest: But that sounds insane

Detoxx: "Oy, but is it anymore insane than this?
*Detoxx takes off his robe to reveal the quivering nude body of a transgenered post operation male*

Chest: "I see well, I guess I will make the guild then. I shall call it BDA"
*Chest takes off his robe to reveal the body of an obese man covered in scar tissue*

Detoxx: "Oy, Detoxx is a gentle lover, and is a good leader."

*AzzarTheGod - Now fully aroused – slowly unzips his trousers and begins to stroke himself – As he is pounding his own flesh in the darkness, Chest looks up from his prone position to wink at AzzarTheGod with a shy smile*