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Originally Posted by farladar
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I feel a really bad "rap" incoming...
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Not really a rap, but I'll oblige!
I want a guild that will farm me blue diamonds
I want a guild not led by Chest
I want a guild that makes bad gifs but
docks DKP for RNF
I want a guild with the right bind locations
they're neckbeards, addicted, and ready to track
they're overt with their foolery
they're not willing to share
they're ramping up hostilities
so make sure to FRAPS
I want a guild with some perverts and some deaaaaaaaaaattthhhhhh packets
I want a guild that gets on early
I want a guild that stays on late
I want a guild with some internet temerity
who plays this game as an emotional escape
with virgin males that cry for justice
and the choice to play a useless class
they're neckbeards, addicted, and ready to track
they love training Divinity, and they're racist towards blacks
I want a guild full of some jerks and some deaaaaaaaaaattthhhhhh packets
I want a guild with some raid violations
I want guildmates with no real friends
In City of Mist, they will train me accidentally
Then they'll just try to blame it on Svenn
Kill Phara Dar with no FTE contest
Kill Phara Dar when there's no one else there
They're changing their name to keep future loots
They poopsock KT for white dragonscale boots
I want a guild with text alerts and some whirrrlllling agate