What really rustles me is when I get in voice chat with these fucking neckbeards. Most of you sickos can't imagine how awful it is to hear you guffawing and mouth breathing into the mic. Just cause we play elfs with you DOES NOT MAKE US Friends. I DO NOT want to be trapped in a small room and forced to hear your every word while I auto attack goblins. If you want to say something, type it. If you type slow, kill yourself. It is the year of our Lord 2016 and if you are an elf addict with wpm lower than even 100 you are a shame to your family, society, and all elf kind. I do not care about your RL life. I am not here to make new Internet friends. I here to fashion armor and stab goblins.
All this is to say, fuck you BDA.
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